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Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which:

The Independence is Equal;

The Dependence mutual;

And the Obligation Reciprocal.

Best wishes for a very Happy Wedding Anniversary!

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

A wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it.

What is it?

Pity the man who marries for love and then finds that his wife has no money!

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.

Pappu: Wash an elephant!

A man was granted 2 wishes by God,

He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.

Next moment, he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC!

You don't have a valentine on Valentines' day? It's no big deal.

Some people don't have a mother on Mother's day or a father
on Father's day. So better shut the f**k up!

And anyways, happy Valentines' day!